Ounce of prevention and all that.
As a side note, yours truly may take part in the capacity of “target” if there is sufficient demand.
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An unoccupied stage with dark floors and lighter-colored walls, sparsely decorated to be indicative of a corner in an apartment or house living room.
Off camera, a series of men’s and women’s voices are heard saying a variety of legitimate TEA Party issues; excess taxes, unfunded government spending, unresponsive political representatives, etc.
Enter from stage right a man dressed in typical Brooks Bros. 2-piece business suit, tie slightly loosened, holding a plastic bottle of Lipton’s brand Diet Iced Tea. He looks out stage center-to-right as if looking over a gathered crowd. Man glances stage left as another man, dressed in typical English “country squire” attire strolls up holding a cup and saucer in his hands. Second man nods politely to the first and also looks off into the middle distance stage right.
First man nods politely back and inquires in a standard mid-American accent: “Tea?”, while slightly extending his bottled drink toward the second man.
Second man makes a small lifting gesture with his cup and saucer and replies in a broad English accent: “Indeed.”
The two each take a small sip from their respective drink container and return to looking off into the middle distance slightly stage right. The scene dissolves to a blank screen with the boldly lettered word “FREEDOM” across the screen, with “It’s THE Human Right” written in slightly less bold print immediately below.
There’s your TEA Party message.